Thanks to the peice of shit that stole them. But its my fault, because I probably should have taken them home with me. $300 down the drain.
Today keeps getting worse and worse.
Thanks to the peice of shit that stole them. But its my fault, because I probably should have taken them home with me. $300 down the drain.
Today keeps getting worse and worse.
So my brother, sister and I are just chilln’ eating Burger King, when my brother throws his fries down and starts choking. I though he was just being a little douche again and trying to be funny so I got really annoyed. Then I realized he wasnt trying to be funny, he was seriously fighting for his life and really choking! I was like “Holy shit!!!!” and I jumped up and started doing the heimlich maneuver, then my brother pukes fucking everywhere and I just bust out laughing. So with teary eyes and a blue and read face he says “I thought you were ass-raping me!!!” it destroyed me, im still laughing becuase of it.
Good lord it was crazy!
Is the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen. He’s freaking out because he got into a hacked lobby on Xbox live, and he keeps trying to add this hacker guy so he can get mods or whatever so he sends this guy these voice messages saying “Hey, delete one of your friends and add me, thanks.” or “Can you invite me? Thanks.” This guy still hasnt said anything back to him and I know my little brother’s 11-year-old heart is crushed.
But still its the funniest thing ive seen today. So funny